"A SENSE OF HUMOUR"

Well the blog is meant to express my LOVE towards my college and being on friendly terms with me it yet again introduces me to yet another HUMOUROUS side of itself...
get the details below....

HOSTEL ALLOTMENT
*Registration will be started on 21st July 2009. Last date for registration is 23rd July 2009.

*Nobody will be entertained after 23rd July 2009 .

*If number of available seats are less, then seats will be accommodated according to the merit List.

*List is sorted according to last semester percentage then by the attendance in the last semester with no back logs.

*Indiscipline cases are not considered in this list.


So if any how that stinking environment didn't let you to study , it wont give you another chance to enter inside...
and THE DISTANCE TO YOUR HOME DOESN'T MATTER IF THE ANSWER SHEET CHECKER WAS FEELING DROWSY WHILE YOU STOOD WITH YOUR HANDS FOLDED TO YOUR WAIST SOMEHOW VISIBLE TO HIM THROUGH YOUR SHEET AND HE DROVE HIS PEN WITH THE SPEED OF A FERRARI TO GET YOU AWAY FROM HIS SIGHT TO NOT LET YOU DISTURB HIM

hostel allotment on the basis of ATTENDANCE...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"AREY JISKI ATTENDANCE KAM HAIN USI KE TO SABSE JYDA KAAM AYA HAIN HOSTEL"

1 comment:

  1. one more humorous notice of our college...
    states something like below:

    we have been watching some labors drinking tea that has provided to the faculty and staff members so they should not suppose to do this now onwards.

    if we catch doing such activity you will be punished under act of indiscipline.

    haha:-)

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