A Tie To Recognise!!!!!

A few days back two of my friends and myself were not allowed to even sit in the library of our dear college because we were not wearing the college uniform.
and my friend showed a good concern if they tend to follow the same rule,though it won't be surprising, for our enterings into the wash-rooms.
THERE MAY BE AN EMERGENCY CASE YAAR!!!!!












My Latest Crush!!!!
I wish she was in our college!!!

DAA DAA DAA DAA Merge And Heap

Me and my friend Deepak wrote this poem during a very boring lecture...

Here It Goes....:


DAA DAA DAA DAA Merge and Heap..
Humse ho gayi bhul!
Yes Sir! Yes Sir!
Karte ban gaye fool..
One class for Attendance.
One for Marks.
And One class for the poor girls....
Sitting in the class....

Add Labels in your blog

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Some Paintings

Here i am going to present some paintings that i did not created but want you all to have a look on them...

here they goes...





The Final Six : Booker Prize 2008















* Aravind Adiga The White Tiger (Atlantic) (WINNER)

*Sebastian Barry The Secret Scripture (Faber and Faber)

*Amitav Ghosh Sea of Poppies (John Murray)

*Linda Grant The Clothes on Their Backs (Virago)

*Philip Hensher The Northern Clemency (Fourth Estate)

* Steve Toltz A Fraction of the Whole (Hamish Hamilton)

Some Original Sketches

There are some original sketches i had created....

One of them the sketch with a boy standing near the freshly chopped tree..
has won first in category "The Development" that's why it is close to my heart..






THE SNAKE CHARMER

THE ANGEL

CHILD AND THE TREE

"A SENSE OF HUMOUR"

Well the blog is meant to express my LOVE towards my college and being on friendly terms with me it yet again introduces me to yet another HUMOUROUS side of itself...
get the details below....

HOSTEL ALLOTMENT
*Registration will be started on 21st July 2009. Last date for registration is 23rd July 2009.

*Nobody will be entertained after 23rd July 2009 .

*If number of available seats are less, then seats will be accommodated according to the merit List.

*List is sorted according to last semester percentage then by the attendance in the last semester with no back logs.

*Indiscipline cases are not considered in this list.


So if any how that stinking environment didn't let you to study , it wont give you another chance to enter inside...
and THE DISTANCE TO YOUR HOME DOESN'T MATTER IF THE ANSWER SHEET CHECKER WAS FEELING DROWSY WHILE YOU STOOD WITH YOUR HANDS FOLDED TO YOUR WAIST SOMEHOW VISIBLE TO HIM THROUGH YOUR SHEET AND HE DROVE HIS PEN WITH THE SPEED OF A FERRARI TO GET YOU AWAY FROM HIS SIGHT TO NOT LET YOU DISTURB HIM

hostel allotment on the basis of ATTENDANCE...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"AREY JISKI ATTENDANCE KAM HAIN USI KE TO SABSE JYDA KAAM AYA HAIN HOSTEL"

Hey I have an IQ of 136

IQ Test
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i gave a free test on a website www.free-iqtest.net

i don't know whether they are right or wrong but result of the test was
i have an IQ of 136
and it is pretty good i think....
:-)-<

VIRUS-WE THE VIRUSES


hey boys!

we the viruses....
i had created a design for our group..

so tell me hows this ?

EXAMS Finish

Today my exams are finished..
and m happy of that.
it was really a tuff task to study in summer..

NO LIGHT
NO FAN
SWEAT ALL OVER

Just impossible to handle.

I was happy so want to share with all of you...

now i will enjoy my summer vacations

Yepi!!!!!!!

Software Project Management Exam

i had exam of SPM today..

one of the most boring subject in my education history...
i m really pissed off studying that subject!

i had attempted full paper but still not sure about my result...

any ways nw i have to study ERP byeeeeeee!!!!!!!

E-Mail using PHP script

you can use this php script for sending emails.....

< ?php
$name= $_POST['name'];
$email= $_POST['e-mail'];
$phone= $_POST['phone'];
$address= $_POST['address'];
$message= $_POST['message'];
$recipent="xyz@gmail.com";
$subject="Customer Query";
$mailheaders="From: "$name"." ".Phone No.:."$phone"." ".Address:."$address"";
$mailheaders .="Reply To: "$email"";
mail($recipent,$subject,$message,$mailheaders);
?>

I Did Not Vote

today,on 7th of may 2009, 5th phase of election
held in INDIA.

But i did not vote because i did not find any candidate from ghaziabad worth of my vote.

i think there should be a BLANK Vote or NO VOTE option in EVM( electronic voting machine)

so that these candidate may know that they are not worth of anything!

CHEERS!!!!!!! For INDIA
i hope next gov will be good for our country..
like all other previous governments

computer networks exam

i m one of the victims of UPTU.

this year our date sheet gonna kill us.
what the crap date sheet is this yaar!

i to give them the huge fuck who crated this date sheet!

zero gap for study in computer networks exam

this is the limit buddies!
i do not know how m going to pass this exam!!!!!!

god help me....

Destroy a session in PHP

here is the script for destroying a session.......


< ?php
session_start();
session_destroy();
header("Location: logout.html");
?>

ATM - An alarm to police

If you are ever forced by a thief or someone to take money out of an ATM
Machine; enter your pin number reversed.
So if your number is 1254 mark 4521.

The ATM machine will give you your money, but will automatically recognize this as a plea for help and will alert the police unknown to the thief.

This option is in all ATM machines, but not many people know this.

Please pass this information on to others. No harm in keeping this in mind!!

IIT Roorkee Cognizance-2009

I was at iit roorkee when i make this video of two IITian a singer and a guitarist...

that was amazing moment

and that night is unforgettable to me.
here is that video...


Shortest Job First (SJF)-CPU Scheduling Algo in C

simulation of CPU Scheduling Algorithm - SJF in C

Code goes like that


# include < stdio.h>
# include < conio.h>

struct process
{
int pid ;
int burst ;
int wait ;
};
void main()
{
struct process p[5] , temp ;
int i,j,wait=0 ;
float twait;
clrscr();
for(i=0;i<5;i++)
{
p[i].pid = i+1 ;
printf("\nprocess p%d\n",i+1) ;
printf("\nenter burst time\n");
scanf("%d",&p[i].burst);
}
for(i=0;i<5;i++)
{ for(j=0;j<5;j++)
{
if(p[j].burst>p[i].burst)
{
temp=p[i];
p[i]=p[j] ;
p[j]=temp;
}
}
}
printf("\nprocess\t\tburst time\t\twaiting time\n");
for(i=0;i<5;i++)
{
p[i].wait=wait ;
printf("\np%d\t\t%d\t\t\t%d\n",p[i].pid,p[i].burst,p[i].wait);
wait = wait + p[i].burst ;
}
twait=wait;
printf("\n\n average waiting time= %f",(twait/5));
getch();
}



Priority Scheduling in C

Simulation of CPU Scheduling Algorithm - Priority Scheduling in C

code goes like that

#include< stdio.h>
#include< conio.h>
struct process
{
int pid;
int priority;
int comp;
int burst;
};
void main()
{
struct process p[5], temp;
int i,j, comp=0;
float tcomp;
clrscr();
for(i=0;i<5;i++)
{
p[i].pid = i+1;
printf("\nprocess p %d",i+1);
printf("\nenter burst time");
scanf("\n%d",&p[i].burst);
printf("\nenter priority ");
scanf("\n%d",&p[i].priority);
}
for(i=0;i<5;i++)
{
for(j=0;j<5;j++)
{
if(p[j].priority>p[i].priority)
{ temp=p[i];
p[i]=p[j];
p[j]=temp;
}
}
}
printf("\nprocess\t\tburst time\t\tpriority\t\tcompletion time\n");
for(i=0;i<5;i++)
{
{
comp=comp+p[i].burst;
}
printf("p%d\t\t %d\t\t\t %d\t\t\t %d\n",p[i].pid,p[i].burst,p[i].priority,comp);
}
tcomp=comp;
printf("\n\naverage waiting time=%f",(tcomp/5));
getch();
}


output for the above code is:

FCFS-CPU Scheduling in C

i was searching for source code for simulation of CPU Scheduling Algorithm FCFS in C on google
but google had disappointed me.....
so i am going to post it here!


#include < stdio.h>
#include < conio.h>
struct process
{
int pid;
int burst;
int wait;
};
void main()
{
struct process p[5];
int i, j, wait=0;
float twait;
clrscr();
for(i=1;i<=5;i++)
{
p[i].pid=i;
printf("\nprocess p%d\n",i);
printf("\nenter burst time\n");
scanf("%d",&p[i].burst);
}
printf("\nprocess\t\tburst time\t\twaiting time\n");
for(i=1;i<=5;i++)
{
p[i].pid=i;
p[i].wait=wait;
printf("\nP%d\t\t%d\t\t\t\t %d",p[i].pid, p[i].burst,p[i].wait);
wait = wait + p[i].burst;
}
twait=wait;
printf("\n\naverage waiting time= %f",(twait/5));
getch();
}




Output for this code looks like this


IMSEC list of holidays

List of Holidays for Students

Republic Day 26 January 2009 Monday
Milad-un-Nabi 10 March 2009 Tuesday
Mid Semester Break 08 – 15 March 2009
Ram Navami 03 April 2009 Friday
Baisakhi 13 April 2009 Monday
Ambedkar Jayanti 14 April 2009 Tuesday

IMSEC Academic Calendar Even Sem-2009

Registration for all Students (clear outstanding dues)

12 January 2009

Last Date for Late Registration

15 January 2009

Classes begin

13 January,2009*

Display of Shortage of Attendance Cases (attendance from 13 January to 7 February 2009)

12 February 2009

First Class Test

16, 17, 18 February 2009

Display of answer scripts to students

23 February 2009

Display of Shortage of Attendance Cases (attendance from 13 January to 5 March 2009)

07 March 2009

Mid semester break

08 March – 15 March 2009

Second Class Test

25, 26, 27 March 2009

Display of answer scripts to students

31 March 2009

Display of Shortage of Attendance Cases

(attendance from 13 January to 18 April 2009)

24 April 2009

Last day of class

29 April 2009

Third Class Test

30 April, 1, 2 May 2009

Display of answer scripts to students

5 May 2009

List of detained students in UPTU examination

(attendance from 13 January to 30 April 2009)

5 May 2009

End-Semester Examinations

to be announced by UPTU

End-semester Practical Examination

to be announced by UPTU

Summer Vacation

01 June to 20 July 2009

LOK SABHA election Schedule 2009

The elections will be contucted in 5 phases..
As follows:

Phase

Date of polling

1

16th April

2

23rd April (22nd April in one constituency of Manipur)

3

30th April

4

7th May

5

13th May

Counting

16th May

The new government will come in power on the 2nd of June.

UPTU even sem datesheet 2009

so guys heres a good news for you...
UPTU even sem exams 2009 would not be start from 18th april....
that news was just a rumour.

since the loksabha election datesheet comes out...
it is clear that our exams will be held as usually in May of 2009.

so enjoy buddiesss..................

10 Things You're Not Supposed To Know

10 Things You're Not Supposed To Know:

1.CIA Commits over 1,00,000 serious crimes each year.
2.One of the popes wrote an EROTIC book.
3.The WORLD'S MUSEUMS contains innumerable fakes.
4.Electric cars ahve been around since 1880's.
5.The Police aren't legally obligated to protect you.
6.The Government can take your house and land, then sell them to private corps.
7.Most Doc's dont know the radiation level of CAT scans.
8.Medication Errors kills thousands each year.
9.Work kills more people then war.
10.Adolph Hitler's blood relatives are alive and well in N.Y. state.

HBTI still depend upon UPTU

First semesters exams conducted by HBTI as an independent body, after getting the autonomous status. The evaluation process was completed by the institute over a fortnight ago but the results from UPTU are delayed.
Interestingly, it is for the first time that the evaluated answer sheets in each department where shown to the students.

C.N. Singh, media incharge of HBTI said that, the university has second year results, the combined result of first year and second year has to be given and thus the institute has to depend upon the university for the announcement of the result.

Two IMSEC girls died on college trip

hey guys and girls!
i m still shocked becoz of sudden dimise of two ims B.Sc. Biotechnology girls....
i got the the news from a sms from my frnd it reads:
" hey two girls of our college died on a trip to nainital, enjoy two days of holidays."
its really sad when for some cheap jokes some guys or girls forgot their responsibility to stand up with college students in protest.

plz join this campaign.....
thanxxx

First year result IMSEC

my gf got 67.7 percent.....
wow!

i cnt belive...

i dnt knw, how these girls got time to study..
and how they got marks...

u knw?????

UPTU result 2009 IMSEC

Hey!!!
all IMSECian's first year result is out...
go and check ur markss..

all the best to u too...

UPTU B.Tech 1st sem result IMSEC

Hey! Guys..
Our college, IMSEC, result is not displayed on uptu website.
There is some problem with IMSEC's students roll numbers.
When i entered some rollnos, website said something like this
"This roll number is invalid. Contact your college director"

so buddies dont panic and enjoy!!!!
"u got some more time to get high and dance till ur ass got burst"
:-)