When She Is Upset With You...

If you have done something wrong... And the girl is fuming over you… Don’t try too hard to make her happy…and never try your joke trick on her that most of the boys do to end an overheated argument…

Just give her a moment or two… to cool down…

But don’t leave the place and be beside her…

And then go to her, take her face in your hands, kiss her forehead, give a warm hug… touch her heart (not literally), and say “I AM SORRY…!.”

She will reply “YOU ARE SO BAD…!”, and then she will hug you…

Bet You! She can’t say no to this…

Please Stop Killing Innocent People....

No matter who are they and what they are meant to the locals of that area…

I just want to say that stop these mass killings… And come out of your dens… Let’s finish it face to face…

I am talking about these TALIBAN and NAXAL groups…

I mean for how long these peoples will keep making red marks on the history of this country…

The time has come for… Either…

Cease and talk or Come out for a battle.

I am finishing this post here... I think I have made my point out…

I will come back soon later….

Just In A Second It Turns Into A Shock....

Yesterday I was Watching Indian version of Seasame Streets... aka “GALI GALI SIM SIM”.

I was enjoying the show by “Grover and Toto”…

And suddenly a news starts scrolling on bottom of my television screen…

It reads “DUBAI-MANGLORE AIR INDIA FLIGHT HAS CRASHED AT MANGLORE AIRPORT”…

It was very shocking for me and then next scroll came up…

That reads “160 FEARED DEAD”…

I reahed a state of shock…

Still I m not able to forget everything…

I just want “PEACE FOR THE SOUL OF PEOPLES WHO LOST THERE LIVES IN PLANE CRASH” from GOD…

“GOD BLESS THEIR SOUL”

Best Things Of Life Comes For Free

Yes it’s true...

Best Things Of Life Comes For Free......

Have you ever thought about this?

All of the best things you can have reach you for free...

The best pleasure of the life... can be enjoyed free of cost....

Sunlight… Mountains… Oceans… Deserts… Rain…

These are the best things on earth… Best pleasure is watching them …

And Then ….

Our Eyes… Nose… Mouth… Skin… Ears…

We have everything that we need to feel the greatest pleasures of this world…

These too are for free…

That’s why I said “Best thing in this world are for free…...”

Five Reasons To Say "It's Over"

Have you ever say "It's over!" to a Girl?    Even if you know that she is not the one?

I want to tell you some Facts.... After reading them you will be able to see a clearer picture of your relation with her....

1. She Hate Your Jokes... Hey c'mon Boys... Everybody knows that a guy wants a girl with a nice sense of humor... If your girl is lacking that... She is not worth of your Time and Money...

2. She Is Eating Your Space.... If a Girl is not giving you space ... You should move on... "It is better to live a free life alone then living in a cage with someone...."

3. She Wants You To Live According To Her.... Don't You Guys have your own life? Just for a girl you want to leave everything? Do you care about your identity? Don't do this sin to your life...

4. She Do Not Respect Your Family... A very descent and a major reason to say NO to a girl...

5. She Is Not That Into You... Now you will ask me how would you able to know if she is not that into you.

Dudes... Your Heart Will Tell You Whenever It Happens...

I wish to god that none of my reader will need to check her girl for above reasons...

P.S.: Your Comment Inspires Me To Write More...

This is the one you were talking about..!!

Slavery in Corporates - What are we? Slaves or Employees...

What do you think?

Are we liberalized? Are employees in corporates using there rights? Are infosys-ians, TCS-ians or Wipro-ians happy with there jobs?

I think they are "NOT"? And if they say that they are happy... then they are just lying ... Not with you.. but with themselves...

Because no person can be happy 

If he is doing JOB for 16 hours and getting paid for 8 hrs.. 

If he is doing a job of 3 peoples alone...

If he is telling peoples that he do a 9 to 5 job but that daily turn into 9 to 12....

If he cannot use his creation...

If he cannot question his boss....

If he can get fired for not wearing a tie....

So i want to ask you guys... Is that guy an employee or a slave?

Coz according to me he is just a slave... and not a engineer..

"JUST A HIGHLY PAID SLAVE"

because he cannot say anything regarding this...

or if he said any thing he will loose his job..

and his employer will say "tere jaise to hazaron mil jayenge"

And this is not just a story of an engineer ... this is a story of most of Indian employees...

Peoples are selling there ass to get a job.. one can do anything for anything...

These corporates do not want people to work...

They just need a machine...

which can work according to them without saying anything...

Do you think we need some tough labor laws...?

or else these corporates will eat us and our life too...

This is just a beginning... against them...

i will soon come up with some more points...

that needs our attention....

P.S. Comments and Feedbacks are most welcome...

Sania Mirza - Guthka

Hahaha....
It was my first reaction when i read that a pakistani guthka company has launched a Gutkha on her name..
Oh my lord...
What happened to our dear Sania?
It must be Malik's idea ... I mean after spending a very high amount on wedding ... after all they have to pay that back na...
So this must be a way of generating some money. And of-course in a country like Pakistan.. No MNC's will hire  Sania Mirza for their ads. . . . So Gutkha hi sahi...

And the funniest part of the whole story was the slogan on satchel reads "Sania Bhabhi Gutkha, 72% Jyada Strong"

I can't stop myself laughing... HAHAHAHAHA...

World out there is so funny....

Vidhu Vinod Chopra's Silly Mistake..

As you all are very much aware of the director and producer Mr. Vidhu Vinod Chopra's Angry Young Man like attitude. I would like to show a huge mistake that his legal advisor did in a haste to send a legal notice to the makers of an animated movie "4th idiot".... Or It may possible that this is a mistake by chance that took place by Times Of India's (mis)printing machine :).

In this notice that has been published in national daily newspaper Times Of India, If you take a close look than you will see a underlined date, thats what i was talking about later.

This notice says, the blockbuster movie "3 idiots" was released on 25th Dec 2010,,

But It was originally released on 25th Dec 2009.

This mistake depicts how much VC is possessive about his belongings. He become so restless that he do not even think of reading the legal notice that has been sent under the name of his production company.

I must say that this guy will feel so embarrassed after reading this.......

Five Things a Student Can Learn From Girls

1. Time Management- 
How to manage time between studies, family, friends and boyfriend(s)? It is a million dollar question for students.. So I refer to those students a dose of girl's time table daily till you get use to of that.
2. Mugging- 
Bad at mugging? or Theory subject not getting into your head? Get help from your girl friend or a friend who is a girl (hope you understand the difference).Girls are the creature who can Mug - Up the entire book in a one go. So go and learn something from them...
3. Wining The Conversation- 
Had a hot argument with the faculty? Try to keep the sentences and words in your head, that is came out of the girl's mouth. They are the best at winning the conversation. So go and get a lesson on - "Wining the Conversation with teachers and pals" from girls.
4. Multi Tasking- 
How to study while talking to the boyfriend? Dudes! Their is the best multitasking OS is working in the girls Mind. Even their  mind lacks basic memory but work very fast and can handle so many requests simultaneously. So try to develop such a multi tasking brain by their help..
5. Getting Good Marks- 
Never got good marks in internals?Ask girls how to get them.....
Ever got a clue of How beautiful girls got good marks? No? Ask your faculty....... Tarck every single move of girls, when they talk to teachers.. they have something in there eyes... you should have that sight like me to watch that effect that they create in faculties... That effect turns into good marks .....




P.S.: This thing is totally the crop of my bad mind... So beautiful girls do not get me wrong...
I am very much right here.....


Comments are most welcome.....

Resize Images In PHP After or With Upload (.jpg, .png, .gif)

If you are looking for a tutorial for resizing an image of three most popular formats: JPG, PNG, GIF, then this tutorial will help you..
If you are developing a website like flickr or fotolog.....
It will help you to save server space...

Tutorial goes as follows:




 if(isset($_POST['upload']))
 {
$title=$_POST['title'];
$description=$_POST['description'];
$max_filesize =262144; 
$file_path = 'images/';
$filename = $_FILES['file']['name'];
$filename = stripslashes($_FILES['file']['name']);
$extension=substr($filename, strrpos($filename,'.') + 1);//getting extension of the file (jpg, png, gif)
$extension=strtolower($extension);
$file_src=$file_path.$filename;
if($_FILES['file']['size'] > $max_filesize) // checking filesize
{
echo "The file you attempted to upload is too large.";
}
if ($filename) 
  {
 if (($extension != "jpg") && ($extension != "jpeg") && ($extension != "png") && ($extension != "gif")) // cheking file extension
  {
echo " This file type is not allowed! ";
  }
else{
mysql_query("INSERT INTO photos (tilte,description) VALUES ('$title','$description')"); // inserting details in table
if (move_uploaded_file($_FILES['file']['tmp_name'], $file_src)) {  
  echo "file uploaded successfully!";
}
} 


if($extension=="jpg" || $extension=="jpeg" )
{
$src = imagecreatefromjpeg($file_src); // creating image from jpg or jpeg
}
else if($extension=="png")
{
$src = imagecreatefrompng($file_src); // creating image from png


}
else 
{
$src = imagecreatefromgif($file_src); // creating image gif
}
list($width,$height)=getimagesize($file_src);
if($width>=800 and $height>=600) // checking image height and width
{
$newwidth=800; //seting new width
$newheight=600; // seting new height
$tmp=imagecreatetruecolor($newwidth,$newheight);
imagecopyresampled($tmp,$src,0,0,0,0,$newwidth,$newheight,$width,$height);
imagejpeg($tmp,$file_src,100);
imagedestroy($src);
imagedestroy($tmp);
}
  }
  }
?>